Santorum is Ricky ("Rooster") Santorum, the former congresscritter from Pennsylvania, and what he's planning to think about are all those creepy, scary things that hide in his closet when the lights go out - he knows they're in there - or, to put it in a somewhat thinkier way...
"threats posed to America and the West from a growing array of anti-Western forces that are increasingly casting a shadow over our future and violating religious liberty around the world," according to a statement from the Ethics and Public Policy Center, where he will be a senior fellow.
Which sounds a lot better, doesn't it?
Of course "violating religious liberty" is a pretty popular pastime hereabouts, so Ricky's gonna have to think real, real hard. But I'm sure he'll get something thought of before too long.
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