What would you find in a T-station supply closet besides Jeb Bush?

I don't know. I'm just asking here. Brooms and mops, I suppose, or something.

Whatever. In Pittsburg yesterday when YA Bush (we just never seem to run out of them) turned up to boost Ricky ("Rooster") Santorum he got run off by a bunch of protesters and stuffed in the supply closet by the cops. For safekeeping. Or so they claim. I'm not kidding. You can read all about it here.