Still, though, it might be a pretty good idea.

No doubt everybody's heard about this already but it's an ideal opportunity to mention the name of the blog Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly, Intl., which sums up thusly:

Tonight on three separate occasions, during two different segments, Bill O'Reilly showed video of his fellow culture warrior, boy-crazy Congressman Mark Foley, with the tagline "Former Congressman Mark Foley (D-FL)."

Et cetera. But see, what I'm thinking is maybe they've come up with something good at "The Factor" (that's O'Reilly's TV show, the one that sweet Jesus I hate too), namely, maybe they could all claim to be Democrats and then run agains themselves and win again. IYSWIM.

I mean, think about it - Ken Lay was a Democrat, Abramoff is a Democrat, Trickshot Dick is a Democrat, Rummy is a Democrat, Dennis Hastert is a Democrat, "Scooter" - no, wait a minute, it's "Rooster" Santorum is a Democrat ("Scooter" is the other one), yada yada, hell, even Karl Rove is a Democrat - pretty soon everybody votes for the Rs. And, surpriiiiiise! And we get them all again. There. That's WIM.

What I personally think is, I need to be getting to bed earlier.