Prosecutors suspect Hizbullah has fund-raising cells in the United States, but not terrorists—so far, that is.
Ooops, wrong war. Sorry. We don't have war bonds any more, we have tax cuts. But that doesn't mean we don't need to back up our battleskies. (What the hell is a battlesky, anyway? I have no idea.)
Homeland Security Needs You.
Play it safe. Check the closet too.
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