”With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate theI've been reading in recent weeks about an anti-alcoholism vaccine, an anti-smoking vaccine, an anti-obesity vaccine, and now - wonder of wonders, glory of glories - anti-stupid pills. Yeah! That'll solve everything!
loss of short-term memory,“ Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the ”world's first anti-stupidity pill.“
You can't say we don't need smarter fruit flies.
I just hope they get them on the shelf before my CVS discount coupon expires. (The anti-stupid pills, not the fruit flies. I have plenty of them already, thanks.)
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