If we were half the "superpower" we claim to be...

...we would tell these guys to go to their rooms and stay there until they calmed down.

First, "Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah warned on Thursday that if the Israel Defense Forces attacks Beirut proper, his guerillas would launch rockets that would hit Tel Aviv."

Then, "'If Tel Aviv is attacked, Lebanese national infrastructure will be destroyed,' the [Israeli] state-owned television station said, quoting a senior military source, 'and our old man is bigger than your old man, so there'."

OK, I just made that last part up. But it hardly matters, does it?

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