Bombing them in Lebanon so we don't have to bomb them in Iraq.

Senior officer: Nasrallah 'must die' | Jerusalem Post:

Yet despite this reaction, the officer believes that the international community will view these operations as justified. Hizbullah is “Iran's western front,” he said. “The world understands that we are helping to stop the influence of Iran.”

In the same story the Post quotes the same officer - presumably the same - as saying...

“We believe it was important to stop the war with Hizbullah understanding that we can beat them anywhere, any time, and we did that.”

I don't know. Maybe the White House has donated one of its speech writers to the IDF. Or maybe this guy's been watching too many Pink Panther movies, whatever - he does have a sort of Clouseau air. Or then again, he might be just freaking nuts. Which is a little scary if you think about it.

If you want my advice, Bunky, it's don't.

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