And Windows too.

So I'm reading this morning in the Sun-Times about some vast coalition of do-gooders who want to ban porn in hotel rooms on the assertion that said pay-per-view fare turns otherwise mild-mannered men (AKA, on occasion, “husbands”) uncontrollably raging fiends who will not rest until they've molested a few children, smashed a marriage or two, and otherwise disported themselves. An excellently cool word, “disported.” And I'm thinking, well, things can't get much worse than this, this is the bottom, this is the absolute pit.

But no. Turns out things are even worse in China, where police are cracking down on stripteases at funerals. Have these bluenoses no mercy, no mercy at all?

So now I'm thinking, this is the absolutely most awful, this is the end of the line, the bitter end, the positively worst a day can get. But no. I wind up working on a computer running Windows 98.

This is it, Windows, it's all over between us. And I mean it. I'm not kidding this time. We are done.

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