Yet when he re-enters her life, Lois still has that sexy gleam in her eye, and he can't wait to fly her to the moon.
How much more proof do you need? I mean, come on. Just because the guy likes to run around in his underwear. So does Spidey, remember that. Get a grip.
Meanwhile, in other news, the Soprano's housecat (OK not really the Soprano's housecat but a cat from New Jersey which is pretty much the same thing, isn't it?) chased a bear up a tree.
Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey property on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.
Giovanetti. See what I mean? And a high school chemistry student in Michigan wanted to blow up a watermelon so he made some TNT.
"The teacher, unfortunately, did not take the student's comments about his intentions seriously," Principal David Barry wrote in a letter to parents.
The cops, however, did, so they blew up the kid's stuff in, I don't know, some place. Without the watermelon. You would think the least they could do was bring the watermelon too. Seems like a waste. Anyway, what did they want him to do, build a nuke?
I don't know why they never let me take the advanced chemistry class.
2 comments:
gallagher did that already. it was funny. no tnt, though.
who's this gallagher of whom you speak? can he leap over tall buildings in a single bound?
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