I'm trying to think of some sort of Massachusetts joke here but words fail.

UNDERNEWS: EX-PORN STAR AND DOMINATRIX ENLIVEN NEVADA GOVERNOR'S RACE: "A FORMER PORN STAR and a body-building dominatrix have lined up to run for Nevada governor. According to AP, 'Former porn star Mimi Miyagi of Las Vegas filed Friday as a Republican candidate for governor, with a campaign slogan of 'For the bare and honest truth' and an entourage that included a cheering section of 'campaign cuties,' two bodyguards and a makeup artist. Miyagi signed up a few days after Leola 'Muscles' McConnell, a Las Vegas bodybuilder who prefers the term 'domina' to dominatrix, got into the crowded race as a Democrat. They're among nine candidates who filed for governor.' "