In praise of boxer briefs. By Seth Stevenson: "Compared to my briefs—which revealed my pale and scrawny pre-teen upper thighs—those modest, roomy boxers looked positively dignified."
...think of the children! I mean, yeah. OK. Things have been getting a little racy around here recently. But, "scrawny pre-teen upper thighs"? Oh that's a little over the top, isn't it?
Anyway here's this guy who's obsessed with his underpants - his underpants, dig it - when he could be contemplating his navel like a regular guy, that's a little weird right there. I mean, what's up with that?
So you can read it if you want to, I'm not saying you can't. I mean, if your navel's that boring you probably might as well. Just give us all a break and don't read it out loud.
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