Oh no, there's a little more to Ohio than that

Some geezers get into a spat in an AOL chat room and wind up in court (it's a long story) and one of them opines:

"I have never been to Ohio and I have absolutely no desire to go to Ohio. There is nothing there — the Cincinnati Bengals are there, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame maybe, and that's about it."

But see, that's not true. They also have a statue of a flying pig. In Cincinnati.

Hey! How about a little pig joke here?

There was once a guy from back East who was visiting Ohio, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig. The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, "This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!" The farmer looked puzzled and replied, "What's time to a pig?"

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