11.21.2024

Can this save Big Oil?

Bathing in Oil at a Climate Summit? It Leaves a Stain.

There’s little Western research on the risks and efficacy of the oil, but an article published in 2020 in an Azerbaijani science journal reported that the oil has been found to work as an antiseptic and to have a “peculiar hormone-like effect on the function of sex hormones.”

Maybe, if you put it that way. But…ick. 

Google me this

US regulators seek to break up Google, forcing Chrome sale as part of monopoly punishment

A sale of Chrome “will permanently stop Google’s control of this critical search access point and allow rival search engines the ability to access the browser that for many users is a gateway to the internet,” Justice Department lawyers argued in their filing.
Or…crazy idea here…a person could google the best alternatives to Google search and find stuff like this.


Those solar panels on the roof…

Ukraine has seen success in building clean energy, which is harder for Russia to destroy

Whatever the future, the decentralized nature of some clean energies, in particular wind and solar, has allowed Ukraine to quickly restore power in ways that would be impossible with Ukraine’s more traditional energy sources, such as coal-fired power plants.

…and that wind turbine on the back 40 turn out to be a national security asset in more ways than one.

On chilling scenarios

Immigration Police Can Already Sidestep US Sanctuary City Laws Using Data-Sharing Fusion Centers

“This sort of information sharing capacity on this scale across all these agencies. tapping into everything from local utility records and DMV records to school records has the potential to be deployed in any number of chilling scenarios.”

From Wired, an explanation of how fusion centers, established by the Department of Homeland Security after 9/11 to counter terrorism, already give ICE access to local data from schools and abortion clinics, license plate location data, databases of photos, and a lot more. 

Ben Franklin famously said “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

And here we go. Again.

11.20.2024

A bigger beach

Lake Michigan water levels drop to lowest in years amid warmth and lack of rain

“It’s a complicated picture,” said Lauren Fry, a scientist with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Great Lakes Environmental Research Laboratory.

One complication (not suggested in the photo here) is that Lake Michigan's not just Chicago — it's also a whole lot of Wisconsin and Michigan. Another is, it's a Great Lake that actually has sandy beaches, unlike some others I could name.

A bigger beach is good.

Likes Twinkies but won't eat dogs

Omnivore, Intermittent Faster, Reformed Twinkie Lover: the R.F.K. Jr. Diet

He likes to talk about vitamins and has been known to post videos of himself lifting weights, shirtless. He has also been linked to a lot of dead animals, so the question seems like fair game, so to speak. 
NYTimes ("All the News That's Fit to Print,' even just barely) fearlessly investigates ("conversations with people familiar with his eating habits") Kennedy's plate.

Also from this morning's Times…

How Do I Decide What Socks to Wear?

11.19.2024

“We are pünktlich people"

Germany Got a Chance to Show It Rules the World of Forklift Racing. It Didn’t Go Well.

Germans have long sat comfortably atop the world of competitive forklift driving, a point of national pride. There are songs, tattoos and fully functioning kid’s models dedicated to the humble industrial vehicle. The best drivers are treated like rockstars.

 

Outdoing the French

We Can’t Give Up Paper Checks, and That’s a Gold Mine for Scammers

The scammers have found a particularly American security hole: our reliance on paper checks. On average, there were some 30 checks per person written in the U.S. in 2021, nearly twice as many as the French, the world’s second-biggest check users, according to the Federal Reserve. In many European countries, electronic payment networks have completely replaced paper checks.

I am so old I personally know some people like this, people who consider financial transactions online unsafe. Or incomprehensibly modern, perhaps. And so they prefer to write checks. And receive checks. Which is the only reason I write checks myself. 

So, for the record, I am not (yet) like the rest of Europe.

11.17.2024

Will polution save us (or them)?

Chicago-area water pollution may be stalling the spread of invasive carp

Among the suspects: volatile organic compounds and substances not removed by wastewater treatment plants, such as pharmaceuticals.

Maybe there really is a silver lining in everything — unless you're a silver carp. 

"Leave without moving"

The Rural Areas Pushing for Divorce From Democratic Cities

“I’m so flipping excited,” said Paul Preston, founder of New California State, which has declared all the counties outside of Los Angeles, the Bay Area and Sacramento as independent and named him governor pro tempore.

 And welcome to "New Illinois."

“The idea that someplace in Illinois wants to kick out another place in Illinois should not be on the ballot,” said Democratic Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker in a news briefing before the election.
History and, well, the Constitution seem to agree.

OK, I'll bite. (Will you?)

How a viral, duct-taped banana came to be worth $1 million

“What you buy when you buy Cattelan’s ‘Comedian’ is not the banana itself, but a certificate of authenticity that grants the owner the permission and authority to reproduce this banana and duct tape on their wall as an original artwork by Maurizio Cattelan,” Galperin said.

Wait. Let's review.

You provide your own wall, your own tape, and your own banana, and then you pay $1 million for permission to tape the banana to the wall and call it art.

Of course after not-many-days the banana will turn to mush and then do you have to pay another million to tape another banana to the wall? Do you have to use the same tape? Can you use the same wall?

Can you still call it art?

What about, say, a grapefruit?

11.16.2024

It's nukes

Illinois nuclear plants are in the crosshairs of data centers and AI’s insatiable demand for clean power.

On Tuesday, President Joe Biden’s administration unveiled plans to triple the nation’s nuclear power supply by midcentury. While support for most clean energy projects is threatened by Republican control of Washington, this one might stick. A Pew Research poll from August shows Republicans are more likely than Democrats to favor expanding nuclear power generation.

Burgeoning demand for electricity to power computer centers, the automotive fleet, other endeavors make nuclear power a "green" necessity.

Currently, Illinois produces substantially more nuclear power than any other U.S. state.

"Just short of obnoxious"

Inside Hollywood’s Big ‘Wicked’ Gamble

Soon it will be impossible for anyone to escape. Amazon is programming its Alexa devices to answer queries in the voice of Elphaba or Glinda. The film’s costume designer created a line of cardigans, skirts and other apparel for Target, which has already seen increased foot traffic in stores since some merchandise hit shelves. The Green Elixir, a combination of cold brew, peppermint syrup, matcha cream cold foam and candy sprinkles, is one of two new Starbucks drinks themed to the movie’s release—a first for the chain.

As the definition of "just short" becomes vanishing small.

You will need to reserve time for your fake wish

Tourists toss coins over a makeshift pool as Rome’s Trevi Fountain undergoes maintenance

To manage the overwhelming number of tourists visiting the fountain, Rome City officials are devising a plan to block off the area around the fountain. Visitors will be required to book online and then pay a fee of 2 euros ($2.20) to get in. Once inside, they will have 30 minutes to enjoy the fountain.
In normal times, when the wishes are presumably real, the fountain nets an estimated 1.5 million euros ($1.6 million) per year.

11.15.2024

The autopsy continues

The New Driving Force of Identity Politics Is Class, Not Race

Thirty years ago, Americans with a college degree accounted for roughly 20% of the population and held the same percentage of household wealth as those without a degree, according to the census and the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis. Today, Americans with a college degree account for 38% of the population and 73% of household wealth.
Everywhere: What went wrong?

This take from the Wall Street Journal seems pretty much on target to me.

11.14.2024

Still not too late

Florida museum attempting paper rocket world record

"For the purposes of the record, a paper rocket is defined as a toy made entirely of paper that fits onto a straw, and when the straw is blown through, the rocket flies into the air," the science center said in a news release.

It's Saturday the 16th. Hustle on down to Orlando. Don't forget the straw.

When you go off the tracks before you even leave the station

Rubio, Gabbard, and Gaetz. . . Oh My!


Rubio, Little Marco, has some credentials at least; Gabbard I could live with as head of the VA maybe — but DNI? And Gaetz? Well.

Here's AI's summary:
Gaetz’s appointment has raised concerns among conservative legal scholars and former White House officials.

Didn't take much I for that. 

By the way, DNI (Director of National Intelligence) oversees the activities of 18 US intelligence agencies. Here they are.


Another kind of gold rush

A Drug Gang Stole 3 Tons of Gold in a Scam So Perfect It’s Still Going

Over the past four years, illegal miners have built an underground network so vast that Zijin engineers said the mountain has started to resemble Swiss cheese, crisscrossed with makeshift passageways and tunnels leading from an estimated 380 aboveground entryways. The Gulf Clan provides bunks, kitchens, bathrooms and security

You don't have to wait…

 …until your kid goes to Harvard ($50,000+/yr) to start shelling out in Massachusetts.

A child care center in Massachusetts costs an average of $19,961 annually for a toddler, and family- or home-based care costs $13,344, according to a 2023 report from the Annie E. Casey Foundation. Both were the highest of any state in the US.
Sez this story in the Boston Globe.

11.12.2024

And where is Robin Hood when you need him?

Too many wild deer are roaming England’s forests. Can promoting venison to consumers help?

There are now more deer in England than at any other time in the last 1,000 years, according to the Forestry Commission, the government department looking after England’s public woodland.
[The outlaw Robin Hood and his men lived in Sherwood Forest. They had no other means of getting food, and so they illegally poached the king’s deer. The hunting skill of Robin Hood and his band, however, enabled them to poach deer without being apprehended. – encyclopedia.com]

Sizzle yourself to sleep

KFC and Hatch unveil frying chicken audio to help people sleep

"When we kept seeing social media posts about the similarity between frying chicken and rain, we decided to make the absolute best version of that audio" said Eric Pallotta, CMO at Hatch.

And so the idea was hatched (get it?)

Hatch is the company that makes the fairly pricey gadget that plays the sound, and if you play it all night you will wake up starving in the morning. At least I would.

[H/T Lynn C Dot]

11.11.2024

How is this a thing?

Costco's Kirkland Butter Is Under A Recall, So Check Your Fridge

Apparently, the problem was that certain packages listed cream as an ingredient but did not also have the required allergy statement "contains milk" visible on the label.

 [Emphasis mine.]

Butter is made from cream is made from…

Come to think of it, I just bought some milk from Walgreens and it doesn't say "contains milk" either.

[The recall was ordered by the FDA. Let's just hope those guys who want to disband federal agencies don't find out.]

11.09.2024

We can wait

And We're Off ... Betting Sites Launch 2028 Presidential Odds

Many sites favor Vice President-elect JD Vance—Bookies.com oddsmaker Adam Thompson gives Vance a 40 percent chance of being elected in four years. According to SportsBettingDime's William Hill, Vance has a 25 percent chance.

 No odds posted on never having to have another one.

11.07.2024

Another sure thing bites the dust

Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds

A new peer-reviewed study led by Sydney-based researchers Stephen Woodcock and Jay Falletta has found that the time it would take for a typing monkey to replicate Shakespeare's plays, sonnets and poems would be longer than the lifespan of our universe.

Not to mention all the monkeys are working for AI startups now. (Wait, you thought it was computers writing all that stuff?)

 

11.06.2024

And in other election news…

2 adorable pygmy hippos pitted against each other in cuteness contest

“Moo Deng? Who deng?” the Scottish zoo playfully posted Monday on the social media platform X as it introduced its infant hippo to the world.

 

11.04.2024

The attack of the whiskey fungus

‘Whiskey Fungus’ Is Dividing a Maine Resort Town—and Rankling Alcohol Giants

For the past two years, battle lines have been drawn in this coastal town of some 13,000 people. In one camp is a family-owned business—Wiggly Bridge Distillery—which wants to age its whiskey for longer in hopes of improving its flavor. In the other are hundreds of residents worried about the implications of whiskey fungus, in which ethanol vapors turbocharge a species of fungus called Baudoinia, leaving black stains on buildings and plants.

Wiggly Bridge. Really. 

11.02.2024

Machine rules

The AI Chatbots Are Rooting for Kamala

Why is this concerning? Generation Z are AI power users, with up to 75 percent using the technology to plan meals, create workouts, and assist with job applications. They already use AI daily to help them make decisions, so it is not difficult to assume they could use these platforms to decide how to vote
Seventy-five percent? Planning meals?

Based on my (admittedly limited) experience, the A in AI is clearly A, the I is not so much.

I'll stick to my own Authentically Ignorant.

A cautionary tale

When the newspapers and pollsters botched the result of the US election

Ahead of the 1948 election, Democratic president Truman, who had stepped up from vice-president after the death of Franklin D. Roosevelt in April 1945, was not expected to remain in office. Opinion polls unanimously favored New York governor Dewey, the Republican nominee, to beat his less charismatic opponent. Per the Associated Press, indeed, Dewey was forecast to prevail over Truman by a margin of between five and 15 percentage points.

Truman, of course, won.

Except in Chicago, where the Trib famously jumped the gun and got it wrong.



11.01.2024

And also vote (of course)

A Cookie Designed for Election Day Baking

When butter cooks long enough for its dairy solids to separate and darken from gold to copper, it develops a savory nuttiness. …The scent is as warming as a wood fire and lingers nearly as long.

Me, I could settle for something a little less rhapsodic (I know where I can pick up some leftover Halloween stuff, cheap) but baking cookies does sound like a good way to ease the pain of it all. 

10.30.2024

Halloween is tomorrow

Salem’s witches to honor one of their own, Stormy Daniels

“I think every witch in the world has done magic against Donald Trump, but you cannot fight something if you don’t know what it is,” she said. “When I think of him, I think of that scene in ‘Men in Black’ where this robot human dies and they find a tiny alien inside controlling him.

I've heard some pretty scary stuff about Halloween but this… 

10.29.2024

Pollsters getting their excuses ready

Has there been a shift toward Trump in the final days of the race? Here’s what the polls show.

“If the polls are off this year, chances are they’re going to be off in a similar direction, at least that’s what we saw in 2016 and 2020. Polls really had the same weakness. So we shouldn’t have a false hope that averaging is going to miraculously fix it"…

…“But it’s not the case that like, ‘Oh, we’ve figured out the silver bullet. Everybody’s fixed it, and we’re good to go.’ Instead, you have pollsters trying an array of different fixes, and we’re hopeful that in the aggregate, that will result in greater accuracy.”

Here's an idea: Let's just count the votes and find out.

Big bucks for bangs

Pentagon Runs Low on Air-Defense Missiles as Demand Surges

Since the war between Hamas and Israel began last year, U.S. ships have launched more than $1.8 billion worth of interceptors to stop Iran and its proxies from attacking Israel and ships traveling through the Red Sea, according to the Navy.

 And when does a bunch of little wars become a big one?

{"Little Wars," by the way, is the title of a book by H.G. Wells that set forth the rules for war games still widely played today. The author described it as being "for Boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books." The book is available from gutenberg.org.]

I don't cheer for a newspaper…

Jeff Bezos defends decision to end Washington Post endorsements


…like it's some sort of team and I'm hoping it wins. And I don't care about the politics of the people who work for it, one way or another. I'll make up my own mind, thank you very much.

It seems to me when a newspaper thinks it needs to tell me how to vote it's confessing it hasn't done a very good job of keeping me informed. And not only about the news.

Newspapers have (or should have) clearly labeled opinion pages and I read them. I use them to filter their news. I can pretty well guess how they're going to vote. How I'll vote, I'll decide for myself.

So, maybe not on everything he does but on this, I'll stand with Bezos here.

The important thing is, vote. Where and when you can. Make it a thing.

10.28.2024

Bonespur epidemic in Ukraine?

Ukraine Resorts to Shaking Down Nightlife Spots for Recruits as Troop Numbers Fall

Tensions are rising in society over how some prominent figures, including state prosecutors, evade the draft through medical exemptions, leading President Volodymyr Zelensky’s attorney general to resign last week.

Russia has about four times the population of Ukraine, this WSJ article notes, and is known to be deploying troops from North Korea as well. That's a distinct advantage in a war of attrition. 

There's a limit to how far this can go. Or should.

Cheese alert

British chef Jamie Oliver urges followers to help solve the ‘grate cheese robbery

“If the deal seems too gouda to be true, it probably is! Let’s find these cheese stealers,” Oliver wrote.

For more cheese news, courtesy of jasperfforde.com, click here.  

[And for more about Jasper Fforde, here.]

10.26.2024

Where you were, where you are, and where you're going next

Location tracking of phones is out of control. Here’s how to fight back.

You likely have never heard of Babel Street or Location X, but chances are good that they know a lot about you and anyone else you know who keeps a phone nearby around the clock.

Sometimes its useful for you — like when making a 911 call, for example, or plotting a route on a map.  

Other times it's just useful for them,

It's that time of year again…

What makes a piece of wood a wand? Salem witches question their sacred instruments being sold as toys.

"If you think you’re going to open a witch shop in Salem and sell only to witches, you’ll be out of business quickly.”
…when tourists, mostly muggles, mob Salem, MA.

10.25.2024

No point in being bashful

PayPal Knows Your Pants Size—and Will Share It With Marketers

Financial-technology firms…tend to have in-depth data on your transactions and shopping habits. Banks typically don’t, though they can piece together your financial life across products like credit cards, checking accounts and mortgages. Federal law allows all of them to share vast amounts of customer data with outside parties for marketing, as long as they disclose the practice and give customers the ability to opt out.*
If, of course, you use PayPal for buying your pants. You may not. But you almost certainly do use some financial service (cash? what's cash?) when you buy things so hey, everybody already knows. Everything.

*Opting out at PayPal is fairly easy. Just go to your account settings and look for the privacy stuff.

10.23.2024

Good time to be a carpenter, plumber, electrician?

America Is Primed for a Home-Renovation Resurgence

“We think there’s $30 billion in remodeling spending just sitting on the sidelines today, waiting to be spent,” said Matthew Saunders, senior vice president of building products research at John Burns.

Or sell construction supplies? 

[Someone once said a successful society needs both good philosophers and good plumbers, or neither their theories nor their pipes will hold water.]

The Deep-Pockets State

Bill Gates Privately Says He Has Backed Harris With $50 Million Donation

Mr. Gates’s donation went specifically to Future Forward’s nonprofit arm, Future Forward USA Action, which as a 501(c)(4) “dark money” organization does not disclose its donors, according to the people briefed. So any contribution by Mr. Gates will never appear on any public filing.
“I support candidates who demonstrate a clear commitment to improving health care, reducing poverty and fighting climate change in the U.S. and around the world,” [Gates] told The New York Times.

10.22.2024

Stop! Say cheese!

A Third of Cameras Along US Border Broken for Up To a Year

A CBP spokesperson acknowledged that the Remote Video Surveillance Systems used along the border are outdated, requiring significant maintenance and upgrades after more than 15 years of use. The systems, which the agency is working to replace, are also expensive to operate because they require manpower to monitor the images.

Ooops. 

Vodka for the loss

Russia's Alcohol Empire Suffers Devastating Quadruple Blow

Ukraine drones bombed four different distilleries in Russia early Tuesday, in what has been reported by a Telegram outlet as the largest attack on alcohol production lines that are now potentially being used to fuel Moscow's war effort.
"Alcohol factories in Russia are being used to make fuel for military needs…as well as for the production of alcohol," Newsweek redundantly reports.


10.21.2024

It's not about bringing people together

Inside the Last-Ditch Hunt by Harris and Trump for Undecided Voters

It's about spltting them up into ever more specific groups.

Both campaigns are digging through troves of data to find these crucial Americans. They both think many are younger, Black or Latino. The Harris team is also eyeing white, college-educated women.

(Meanwhile, at least as far as race is concerned, real people are becoming more "mixed".) 

10.20.2024

It's called the Waffle House Index

How Waffle House helps Southerners — and FEMA — judge a storm’s severity

If a Waffle House stays open in town, even in a limited capacity, neighbors are reassured that the coming storm is unlikely to cause devastation. A closed location of the dependable diner chain has come to indicate impending disaster.

Just when Boeing didn't need any more grief

How College Students Beat Boeing in a Battle to Take Down Drones


SPOILER ALERT
The rookies’ device was developed in the backyard of one of the student’s parents, using an old car speaker.

Apparently the device works in the parents' living room but maybe not so well in the field…yet.

Still, the invention was worth a $270,000 prize, which Boeing will probably not miss…yet.

A couple of other big defense industry players were also runners-up.

10.19.2024

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

 If it is, you win.


'Broken' lottery vending machine gives Ill. man $9.2M ticket

"It was a normal day, just like any other. I was picking up groceries at Jewel and on my way out the door, I decided to buy a lottery ticket," the man said.

For those not conversant in Illinoisan, Jewel is the grocery store.

 

First I thought it was a joke, but…

NASA Artemis III mission to moon unveils new spacesuit designed by Prada

"Today marks a significant step on the path towards returning humans to the surface of the moon," Russell Ralston, executive vice president of extravehicular activity at Axiom, told reporters.
…I guess it's not. All they need now is one of those rocket things.


10.17.2024

This border-crossing thing is getting out of control

Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak

The agents searched her heavy duffle bag and found 29 live eastern box turtles individually wrapped in socks.

 No word on what kind of socks.

(Eastern box turtles apparently sell for up to $1,000 each in China.)

It may work in the movies but…

This AI Pioneer Thinks AI Is Dumber Than a Cat

When I ask whether we should be afraid that AIs will soon grow so powerful that they pose a hazard to us, he quips: “You’re going to have to pardon my French, but that’s complete B.S.”

 …the sci-fi is still fi.

Way back in the 1970s there was a flurry of excitement for something called expert systems. It was an attempt to make a database of questions and answers so that, for example, a washing machine repairman who encountered a problem on the job could describe that problem to a computer and get advice on fixing it. 

I was doing some work for an office machine manufacturer at the time. They thought it would revolutionize their repair service. It didn't. They gave up. Everybody else gave up too.

Today's AI is basically the same thing but with an order of magnitude more answers. And not all of them, by any measure, from experts. It seems to work a little better. But take over the world?

Bet on the cat.

10.15.2024

Peekaboo

Mystery Drones Swarmed a U.S. Military Base for 17 Days. The Pentagon Is Stumped.

The drones headed south, across Chesapeake Bay, toward Norfolk, Va., and over an area that includes the home base for the Navy’s SEAL Team Six and Naval Station Norfolk, the world’s largest naval port.

And more.

Maybe just some crazy hobbyist, ya think?

10.14.2024

This happens so frequently it starts to seem normal

Scale of Chinese Spying Overwhelms Western Governments

Last month alone, the Federal Bureau of Investigation said a Chinese state-linked firm hacked 260,000 internet-connected devices, including cameras and routers, in the U.S., Britain, France, Romania and elsewhere. A Congressional probe said Chinese cargo cranes used at U.S. seaports had embedded technology that could allow Beijing to secretly control them. The U.S. government alleged that a former top aide to New York Gov. Kathy Hochul was a Chinese agent.

 But maybe it shouldn't. Happen. Or seem.

10.12.2024

The (very) bumpy road ahead

Trump Has Clear Edge on Handling Israel, Ukraine Wars, WSJ Poll Shows

The outcome of the election could have profound consequences for both conflicts given the broad disagreements between Trump and Harris on how they should be resolved.

 

Animal crimes

Large snake found 'trespassing' inside Colorado family's home


Alligator lunges out of Milton floodwaters, bites vehicle's tire


[Mary Roach wrote a book about animal crimes. It's called Fuzz.]

In Chicago, serving on the school board seems like a big deal

School board campaign donations top $2.3 million a month before election, as money pours in from teachers union and charter groups


“We see it as investing in a process to yield a school board member (who is) independent, who thinks and puts student interest first and isn’t beholden to political interests,” said Andrew Broy, president of the Illinois Network of Charter Schools, somewhat ironically.

The Chicago school board comprises 21 members, 11 of which are appointed by the mayor.

In a related story…

Fifty-five schools in Chicago say students can’t do math or read at grade level

10.11.2024

If it''s live you can at least believe it's live

And about CBS's interview of VP Harris…

Trump’s complaints about ’60 Minutes’ put a spotlight on editing at the nation’s top newsmagazine

CBS said the need to make the “60 Minutes” interview segment concise prompted the editing. The full interview with Harris took 45 minutes, and it was fit into a 20-minute slot on the broadcast.

OK so far, if "concise" means "short." But neither of Harris's two answers presented by CBS was especially concise if concise means, well, concise, in my redoubtable opinion. They kinda blew this one.

But.

We all know that newspaper stories are edited, right? Edited for clarity, edited for available space, blah blah. TV news stores are edited too, for much the same reasons. I've participated in doing that myself from both sides of the camera.

There's something about TV and actually seeing people talking that makes a story seem more real than the same story in print. But it's not. Unless it's live. And live means televised directly as it happens. (And there's still some wizardry to contend with, but it's managable.)

If it's live, it's real. If it's not, it's Memorex.*

*Apologies to the kiddies.

Who owns the wind?

There’s a new term for attempting to own the wind: ventography

If wind can be owned, it can also be stolen. Wind theft occurs when one entity, typically a nation, builds a wind farm close to and upwind of an existing wind farm. Those new turbines, especially when built offshore, can slow wind speeds and decrease power generation at the old turbines.
Also if wind can be owned…I'm just wondering here…can the owner of such wind be sued for damages if the wind gets out of hand?

Any opinion on that, Milton?

10.10.2024

Police cameras in Chicago

Many cameras. Little focus. Blurry results.

Two decades, hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands of cameras later, an Illinois Answers Project and Chicago Tribune investigation has found that reality has fallen far short of those early promises. While installing thousands of police surveillance cameras has undoubtedly helped catch criminals and solve crimes, Chicago’s ever-growing system has yet to become the crime-fighting panacea Daley predicted.

Increasingly it appears surveillance technologies employed by law enforcement are not worth the price of the privacy they invade and the mistrust they breed.

Can't control the weather but…

 …we really need to be doing something about this rickety electric grid.

PowerOutage.us reports, at the moment, 63,000 customers still without power in North Carolina due to Hurricane Helene and more than 3,000,000 in Florida due to Milton.

And wait…NOAA reports a strong solar radiation storm in progress now which may disrupt communications and the power grid. (Also possibly produce Northern Lights as far south as Alabama.)


10.08.2024

Just when I was thinking…

 …the news is too depressing to even think about any more, I find out…

today is…

World Octopus Day

10.05.2024

And the answer is…

Harvard students used Meta’s smart glasses and AI to get private info from people’s photos. What can you do about it?

By combining AI with smart eyeglasses and commonly used online databases, Harvard juniors AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio developed a fast, simple tool called I-XRAY that could potentially allow law enforcement agents, cyber criminals, or just a guy at the bar to obtain anybody’s vital information in just over a minute by capturing an image of their face.

 …no privacy any more. 

Or…packing a gun is OK but leave your glasses at the door.

O brave new world, that has such people in 't.

Yep, yep, you expected…

Homeowners Hit by Helene Are in for an Insurance Claim Shock

Policies in hurricane-prone areas are now more likely to have higher deductibles for wind damage, reduced payouts for older roofs, limits on interior water damage and exclusions for damage from wind-driven rain, according to insurance agents.

…or…wait. 

Shock, alright. But this has been happening to hurricane insurance for a long time. It's just that hurricanes haven't been happening where this one happened. 

And, by the way…where do you live?

(I've never been much of a prepper myself. I'm more of an I'll-get-througher. But sometimes…)

10.03.2024

But there's aready a Mammoth Park

Long-extinct woolly mammoth will be brought back — within just 4 years, entrepreneur claims

Also "the Tasmanian tiger, which went extinct in the early 1980s, would take “just weeks” to revive, and the dodo bird, last seen in the 1600s, would require about one month, according to the bio boss.
Mammoth Park is here (not an actual mammoth in sight), and Jurassic is already taken, so this will not be as easy as it sounds. 

10.01.2024

Happy birthday, Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter and hometown of Plains celebrate the 39th president’s 100th birthday

“Not everybody gets 100 years on this earth, and when somebody does, and when they use that time to do so much good for so many people, it’s worth celebrating,” Jason Carter, the former president’s grandson and chair of The Carter Center governing board, said in an interview.

9.30.2024

To quote Dorothy Parker…

what fresh hell is this?

A Dockworkers Walkout Would Close Ports From Maine to Texas and Slam the U.S. Economy

Trade groups representing hundreds of retailers and manufacturers from Walmart and Target to Caterpillar and General Motors have appealed to the Biden administration to intervene, warning a shutdown could hobble businesses and trigger renewed inflation during the busy holiday shopping season.

Also, it goes (apparently) without saying, a busy election season.

International Longshoremen’s Association wants a 77% pay increase.

Tech tidbits

The Celebrities Lending Their Voices to Meta’s New AI

[Meta Platforms] announced deals with actors Awkwafina, John Cena, Judi Dench, Kristen Bell and Keegan-Michael Key on Wednesday that will allow it to use their voices in a new AI assistant. Meta is paying stars millions of dollars for use of their likeness, people familiar with the negotiations said.

Big Tech Is Rushing to Find Clean Power to Fuel AI’s Insatiable Appetite

Tech companies are already the biggest purchasers of wind and solar power, but it isn’t enough to meet the round-the-clock needs of data centers. A search on a generative AI platform like ChatGPT uses at least 10 times the energy as a standard one on Google. Emissions from the global build-out of data centers between now and 2030 could equal about 40% of the entire U.S. economy’s annual emissions, Morgan Stanley estimates.


And other stuff from the Wall Street Journal.

9.28.2024

The same way…

The Most Galling Part of the Whole Eric Adams Affair

Mr. Adams has exacted a high price from New York, in reputation and morale, for what seem to be petty acts of greed and disregard for democratic principles. It raises questions of how America’s largest, wealthiest city, with its reservoir of talent in everything from the arts to finance, ended up with someone accused of being an incessant petty grifter as mayor.

The same way the entire country, with its reservoir of talent…

Well, you can take it from there.


[Emphasis mine] 

OK, maybe not everyone, but still…

Sorry, Harvard. Everyone Wants to Go to College in the South Now.

This flow of students to Southern colleges promises to impact the region’s economy for years. About two-thirds of college graduates go on to work in the same state where they graduate, according to a recent study from researchers at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and others. The transplants are well-educated, motivated young workers at the least expensive points in their careers.

And it's warmer, too. 

9.26.2024

Mark your calendar

The chunkiest of chunks face off in Alaska’s Fat Bear Week


It starts next week — October 2 — but it'll take some time to scope out the candidates and pick a winner. 

9.25.2024

Don't don't look now

China-Linked Hackers Breach U.S. Internet Providers in New ‘Salt Typhoon’ Cyberattack

Officials have repeatedly said that what the private sector and government agencies know about Chinese intrusions into critical infrastructure is likely the “tip of the iceberg” because of how stealthy and sophisticated the hackers have been.

Somehow Sun Tzu comes to mind.

"Use tactics to overpower opponents by dispiriting them rather than by battling with them; take their cities by strategy. Destroy their countries artfully, do not die in protracted warfare."

9.24.2024

Insult of the day

Snudge

Definition: a miser; a sneaking fellow


Useful for describing: anyone you don’t like

Snudge is a lovely little word: it’s obscure, yet readily understood (few people will think you are complimenting them if you say ‘stop being such a snudge!’). It can also be used as a verb, with a further variety of uncomplimentary meanings: “to be stingy,” “to cheat, especially in competition,” and “to go about hunched over or as if in deep thought.”

Courtesy of Merriam-Webster

In Ohio, a pawpaw parcity

Drought and shifting weather patterns affect North America’s largest native fruit

Chris Chmiel, who owns and operates a small farm in Albany, Ohio, about 90 minutes southeast of Columbus, said he used to have several hundred pawpaw trees but is down to about 100 this year thanks to erratic weather patterns, including extremely wet weather some years followed by severe drought.

 Can't say I've ever tasted one — North America's largest native fruit — although I do remember my mother talking about them. She spent a lot of her growing-up years in Indiana. I have, however, eaten mangos and bananas — haven't we all? — so I doubt I'm missing much.

9.23.2024

Suddenly in Washington

US proposes ban on smart cars with Chinese and Russian tech

“In extreme situations, a foreign adversary could shut down or take control of all their vehicles operating in the United States, all at the same time, causing crashes (or) blocking roads,” she said.

In the wake of the pagers and the walkie-talkies…as we were saying the other day… 

How much wackier can it get?

The Long, Strange Saga of Kamala Harris and Kimberly Guilfoyle

Around San Francisco, where Ms. Guilfoyle has lingered as a distant memory since her divorce from Mr. Newsom, those close to Ms. Harris are generally disinclined to revisit this chapter.

 I won't say weird because weird has descended into politics (and malarky bit the dust a long time ago). But just plain strange is not enough for this election cycle. 

Monday seems to come more often every year

America’s Ambitious Climate Plan Is Faltering

Renewable energy is growing faster than expected. But surging demand for power is sucking up much of that additional capacity and forcing utilities to burn fossil fuels, including coal, for longer than expected.

 Back to the real world.

(Here, summer seems to have ended right on cue.)

9.22.2024

I'll get rich

I'm reading an AP article about a game company in Chicago suing Elon Musk for trespassing in Texas. 

It seems said game company, some time in the past, collected $15 from each of 150,000 people and used it to purchase land in the path of Donald Trump's proposed border wall. The land was sitting there undisturbed ever since, preserving nature, the company says, until a construction company working for SpaceX used part of it to store building materials without permission. 

That's trespass, the game company says, and it wants $15 million in compensation, 15 seeming to be a winning number here.

Which reminds me.

Sometime near the middle of a previous century I spent $1 and a boxtop to purchase one square inch of the moon. I own land on the moon.

It's been sitting there undisturbed, preserving nature. And if one of those guys — any one — landed a rocket on it or even stepped on my land without my permission that's trespass. 

And as soon as I find the deed, which has been temporarily misplaced, I'm calling a lawyer. And I mean it.

I'll be wanting my dollar back. And the boxtop.

9.21.2024

The dismal science would like a word

Voters Love the Policies That Economists Love to Hate

Eric Maskin, a Harvard economist and a 2007 Nobel laureate, said: “I…blame politicians who know better for not trying harder.” Maskin said he can’t recall an election cycle that reeked so badly of rotten policy. “I think this may be a new low,” he said.

Not partisan, says WSJ.

[And more about the dismal.] 

Writing the book on supply-chain attacks

The Mysterious Trail of Hezbollah’s Exploding Pagers

The search for who was behind the manufacturing, sale and distribution of the pagers has pointed to some companies that were created in recent years, with little to no paper trail of their activities and run by mysterious business people with a vague online footprint and little experience in the telecommunications industry.

Supply-chain attacks (which are not "hacks" in the conventional sense but might involve some hacking in the execution) have been an established threat in the software world for some time now. 

This current attack on Hezbollah's pagers, widely assumed to have been conducted by Israeli operatives, breaks new ground. Dramatically.

And, clearly, underlines new concerns. Intricate international supply chains have become commonplace and the global enterprise is honeycombed with shell companies and ambiguities both legal and political. A lot hinges on just plain trust — which may not be so just plain anymore. And the amount of tweaking it would take to modify, say, a microchip is literally microscopic.

O brave new world.

9.20.2024

Getting the money out of politics (and into Facebook)

Harris, With an Online Avalanche, Outspends Trump by Tens of Millions

The week of their debate, Kamala Harris outspent Donald Trump by 20 to 1 on Facebook and Instagram. It was just one sign of how uneven their online advertising battle has become.

The more things change… 

Bang bang

The Most Surprising New Gun Owners Are U.S. Liberals

Endowment for the Humanities grant last year to research liberal gun owners, found that gay and transgender gun owners worried about rising hate crimes and Jewish people feared potential violence from pro-Palestinian groups or individuals. Black gun owners shared similar anxieties, along with mistrust of police in some areas and concerns about crime.

[Bang Bang, the musical]


9.18.2024

Sock it to 'em, Sam

Justice Department Files $100 Million Claim in Fatal Baltimore Bridge Collapse

The lawsuit asserts that the companies’ actions leading up to the catastrophe were “outrageous, grossly negligent, willful, wanton, and reckless.”

Wow.


That Justice Department is really cracking down, suing Hamas and Hezbollah and various other … ahem … notable wrongdoers.

The U.S. Government hopped on that bridge collision when it happened, six months ago, promising to front the money for rebuilding it to avoid delay, get it back up right away, toot sweet [I know, I know]. 

I met somebody last week who had just flown over Baltimore harbor the day before, took a picture from the airplane window. There is, of course, no bridge there, nor any sign of construction. 

Imagine.

9.17.2024

And no way, really, off

Do you really know how the US power grid works?

The easy answer is that it is our fundamental power infrastructure, which supplies electricity for everything from household lights and refrigerators to the internet, data centers, and hospitals. But go deeper, and one ends up quickly in a jumble of regulatory authorities, utilities, wires, power plants, early-20th-century technologies, and cutting-edge science – as well as big questions about what power and life should look like in the 21st century.

I guess "early-20th-century technologies" are not "cutting-edge science" to these guys. Here, in New England, I'm pretty sure we're still using the same wires the Pilgrims hung on poles. 

9.16.2024

And this is news?

Lutherans in Walz’s Minnesota put potlucks before politics during divisive election season

Lutheranism came to the Upper Midwest with 19th-century Scandinavian and German settlers, and it remains the dominant faith together with Catholicism. Potlucks and that staple of Midwestern lore, lutefisk — dried cod cured in lye — remain part of rural church life.

Seriously, AP, you should know better.  Potlucks come before everything in Minnesota. In most of the Midwest, in fact. Although lutefisk is, well, not so much. 

(I worked in a butcher shop for a while when I was in high school. One of my once-a-week jobs was to change the brine on the lutefisk in the very smelly pan at the back of the cooler. And until this very moment I have managed to not even think of it for three quarters of a century.)

Some people visit outer space — others, Cleveland

You Don’t Need to Be a Billionaire to Ride in Her Rocket Car

You can be in the worst mood, and when you get in a Rocket Car, you’re happy.

9.15.2024

Please don't dump your ducks

Duck dumping: Abandoned pets often can’t survive in the wild

Domestic ducks in the wild become easy targets for predators; they are literally sitting ducks [sigh]. Being bred and reared for the meat industry means most domestic ducks can’t fly because their bodies are oversized and their wings are too small. And Chicago has no shortage of possible predators, including coyotes, foxes, raccoons, hawks and great horned owls. As pets, ducks also learn to depend on humans for food so they aren’t prepared to forage.
If you have too many ducks, get a bigger bathtub.

Dare we say LOL?

The Kids Who Didn’t Know Their Parents Were Russian Spies

Building a family around a sleeper agent comes with a heavy price—presenting ethical quandaries so profound that Western intelligence services rarely go that route.

Spying is an ethical quandary entire. Adding fake identities and phoney nationalities may muddy the water, but doesn't make it any wetter than it was.

We've come a long way from "gentlemen don't read other gentlemen's mail." There's likely no way back.

A boot camp boot camp

No pushups? No problem. The Army builds a steppingstone to boot camp.

Still, commanders have long cautioned that their biggest recruiting challenge may be more about basic fitness. Some three-quarters of 17-to-24-year-olds don’t qualify for military service in the first place because of physical fitness levels, mental health challenges, or drug use, both recreational and prescribed.

Military aside, this level of fitness among young people seems concerning. It's not just about pushups; it's about the ability to thrive — or even survive — in a world that is.

Some horsing around

Germany’s first hobby horsing championship gallops through Frankfurt


[It's a video.]

9.14.2024

Nothing about ladies or some city in Ohio

Wildcats are everywhere

Last night, somewhere in Kansas, the Arizona Wildcats played the Kansas State Wildcats in a game of football. Kansas State won handily.

This evening Georgia will play the Kentucky Wildcats while the Northwestern Wildcats play Eastern Illinois.

Abilene Christian, Bethune-Cookman, Davidson, New Hampshire, Villanova, and Weber State teams are also named Wildcats.

And let's not even start on Bulldogs.

A little big thing

Apple Has a Hot New Product. It’s a Hearing Aid.

Walking around with something in your ear has become so completely normalized—even cool!—that medical professionals believe people who might not wear a hearing aid will feel perfectly comfortable popping in AirPods.
I'm not sure about the cool (see the link) but the AirPods in question (I happen to own a pair) are already super useful. Compared to other conventional ear buds they're on the pricey side, but compared to hearing aids — even the OTC ones — they're cheap. And the hearing aid part, well, I can use.

And so can a lot of other people, according to this WSJ piece.

9.13.2024

Nobody can be best at everything, but…

As the White Sox home in on the worst record in baseball history, here are some of Chicago’s other worsts

Being the worst at something is not what we strive for, but it happens. As Chicagoans, we at least should be used to it by now. We like to think of ourselves as the greatest city in the world while acknowledging in hushed tones we also are the worst in many categories, including the following

The dog lawyer in Salem, MA

He handles custody disputes, death row cases, and biters.

Cohen was so successful and motivated…that he sold his debt collection business and in 2016 opened Boston Dog Lawyers, a firm devoted primarily to his new clientele. (He’s also represented cats, horses, pigs, chickens, turkeys, turtles, snakes, an iguana, and a parrot.)

In what is already a highly unconventional election year…

 From the New York Times.

Early Voting Is Beginning in These States. Here’s What to Know.

And, meanwhile, from the Associated Press,

Election officials warn that widespread problems with the US mail system could disrupt voting

(And where have we heard that before?)

Mail-in balloting has been around for a long time, especially for Americans overseas, and absentee balloting as well, under different conditions in various states. But all of that was normally in such small numbers that it didn't much affect the outcome of the vote. All of that changed dramatically (I'm not telling you something you don't already know, am I?) in the COVID election of 2020. And, seemingly, it's here to stay.

A lot of people have already, unshakably, made up their minds, no doubt. And a lot of people haven't even started to do that yet. And, especially this year, a lot could change between now and Election Day in November. And all that bodes for a contentious ending here. 

Some of the responsibility for avoiding an ambiguous ending will lie with the press, and how it reports the voting and the counting.

Full disclosure: Personally, I prefer to vote in person on Election Day because I see it as a ritual of community. But I agree there are plenty of valid reasons for voting other places, at other times.

Every citizen should have a fair opportunity to vote and should exercise it.

9.10.2024

I lug my stuff to the laundry…

…(I have a little cart for that)…run it through a washer and a dryer…lug it back home…hoist it up a flight of stairs to my apartment…sit down to take off my shoes and socks…and throw my socks in…

Oh no!

Apparently…

Half a house for half a million dollars: Home crushed by tree hits market near Los Angeles

The one-bedroom, one-bathroom bungalow in suburban Monrovia, northeast of Los Angeles, was crushed by a tree in May with two renters and two dogs inside. There were no injuries, but a fence and most of the roof were mangled.

…the asking price does not include the tree. 

You may think…

Iraqi Banks Used U.S.-Created System to Funnel Funds to Iran

New York Fed’s process to move Baghdad’s oil earnings lacked key money-laundering safeguards, resulting in illicit transfers that financed terrorist groups for years

…the people who run things always know what they're doing, but they don't.

Possibly the least informative paragraph ever written

 This from the Wall Street Journal, this morning:

Harris and Trump will have a similar goal in today’s debate: to knock their opponent off balance and define themselves as the best candidate

Imagine.

9.09.2024

Some guys just can't win

Tom Brady’s broadcast debut — which drew an overflow of snark — showed he has a lot to learn before he calls the Super Bowl

“If a potato could talk,” [one emailer] wrote, “it would sound like Tom Brady.”

 OK, can win…at some things.

Boston Globe sportswrite sez:
Since drawing parallels to Brady’s playing career are obviously irresistible, here’s one more. His debut was akin to his 86-yard passing performance in his second career start, a 30-10 loss to the Dolphins in Week 4, 2001.

[That season ended with Brady — and the Pats — in the Super Bowl.] 

Deer dying without getting shot in Illinois

Disease killing deer, particularly in Porter County; first frost should stop the deaths

Porter County hunters may face fewer prey this deer season as a hemorrhagic disease has been striking the animals here in elevated numbers…

We don't know when first frost is likely to occur but AI (somewhat) reliable informs us that archery deer season begins in Illinois this year on October 1 and youth firearm deer season on October 12. First firearm deer season begins November 22 and second firearm season on December 6. And for the old guys, there's a muzzleloader-only (no kidding) deer season that begins December 13.

[For definitive and up-to-date info on Illinois deer seasons, check here.]

"Mother Nature has a way of mitigating the damage. Fewer deer after a die-off means more food for those that remain," we are assured.

9.08.2024

Seems like forever I've been trying…

The Family Business in Alabama That Fights China for Survival

Long before Trump hit Beijing with tariffs, an American company making wire hangers won numerous trade cases involving Chinese hangers.

…trying to get rid of these things and now I find out somebody's making more?

Even worse, importing more

It's exhausting.

What we leave behind

Trump and Walz Can Agree on One Thing: Mining in Minnesota

Northeastern Minnesota is home to one of the world’s largest undeveloped mineral deposits, including what is estimated to be the third-largest nickel deposit and second-largest copper deposit in the world, according to labor-union figures. Humans will need to mine more copper by 2050 than was mined in all of human history up to 2018 to keep up with current growth trends, one study found, and converting to electric vehicles will only further strain that demand.

 I spent the most formative years of my young life in this part of Minnesota. I've seen the vast open-pit iron mines of the Missabe range…


…and worked one summer for the railroad that hauled ore down to Duluth and Two Harbors for transport east.

And I've canoed the Boundry Waters.


It'll be a loss of indescribable proportions, digging that up. But there'll be disasters of other sorts if it's not dug up — and of course there's a lot of money to be had — and so the digging will happen as sure as the world turns. (And warms.)

Keep your elbows to yourself

Amazon Wants Your Palm and TSA Wants Your Face. What Saying Yes Will Mean.

More companies and government agencies out in the wild want to read our body parts. The Transportation Security Administration, for example, started scanning passengers’ faces instead of checking IDs. These groups say the biometric processes are meant to eliminate friction, save time and reduce lines.

 

9.07.2024

Barreling now into our quadrennial hubub

 — the U.S. Presidential election, which begins traditionally (meaning, in our imaginations only) on Labor Day (meaning, right about now), it might be wise to note this thought from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.:

You know, that, if you had a bent tube, one arm of which was of the size of a pipe-stem, and the other big enough to hold the ocean, water would stand at the same height in one as in the other. Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way — and the fools know it.

We might, of course, in our enlightened age, phrase it a little differently, but it's the thought that counts.

Be careful out there.

And, if it's any help, here's what Bing has to say about fact-checking services on the internet.

 

9.06.2024

Maybe some of the government is already shrunk…too much

FDA has massive backlog of factory inspections as staffers leave for private sector jobs

The FDA’s struggles overseeing the global pharmaceutical supply have been documented by the Government Accountability Office, which has flagged the area as a “high risk” issue every year since 2009.

It's back: An Onion you can wrap fish in

The Onion’s cutting edge: paper

"Regular deliveries of multipurpose layered cellulose fibres."

From its beginnings as a campus newspaper in the late 1980s, The Onion has become America's most reliable (-ly funny) newspaper online. Now it returns to print, 

"Americans demand new form of media to bridge entertainment gap while looking from laptop to phone." it reports.

[H/T Shawn]

9.05.2024

Plastics

 


The world is pumping out 57 million tons of plastic pollution a year

The United States ranks 90th in plastic pollution with more than 52,500 tons…according to the study.

Two thirds of plastic pollution comes from south of the equator, 10.2 million tons per year from India alone.

9.03.2024

In Spamalot

China-linked ‘Spamouflage’ network mimics Americans online to sway US political debate

Intelligence and national security officials have said that Russia, China and Iran have all mounted online influence operations targeting U.S. voters ahead of the November election. Russia remains the top threat, intelligence officials say, even as Iran has become more aggressive in recent months, covertly supporting U.S. protests against the war in Gaza and attempting to hack into the email systems of the two presidential candidates.

And the beauty of it all is that due to the way social media algorithms work, much of this activity is being funded by American advertisers.

Oh brave new world, that has such creatures in it.

Ohio

A decision on a major policy shift on marijuana won’t come until after the presidential election

The Justice Department proposed reclassifying it in May, saying the change would recognize marijuana’s medical uses and acknowledge it has less potential for abuse than some of the nation’s most dangerous drugs. The proposal, which would not legalize marijuana for recreational use, came after a call for review from Biden, who has called the change “monumental.”

And, always alert…

Ohio regulators: Marijuana sellers can’t give out food from ice cream truck


Because of course.

 

 

Buzzword alert

Left-Wing Misinformation Is Having a Moment

Some misinformation researchers are worried that the new spate of left-leaning conspiracy theories could further polarize political discourse before the November election.

OK, buzz phrase then. "Misinformation researchers" are fact checkers who arrived too late. Sort of like fire fighters who arrive after the house has burned to the ground are fire researchers.

The Times story (link above) makes clear, however, left-wing misinformation is not as toxic as the right-wing variety. As, for example, what appeared on Trump's ear after somebody took a shot at him in Pennsylvania was not blood, but ketchup. 

Silly, huh?

9.02.2024

It's all about Macbeth

The Hidden Grammatical Reason That ‘Weird’ Works

In Old English the word meant, believe it or not, “what the future holds,” as in what we now refer to as fate. The sisters in “Macbeth” were the “weird sisters,” in the meaning of “fate sisters,” telling the future. But they were also portrayed as ghoulish in appearance and attire. With the prominence of this play and similar fate-sister figures in other ones, the sense set in that “weird” meant frighteningly odd.

 

What did I tell you about state fair food and politics?

It’s a pork chop on a stick and a vanilla shake for Tim Walz at the Minnesota State Fair

“For those not from Minnesota, just to be clear, there’s a lot of great state fairs in the country, this is the best one,” Walz said. “I can say that having tried pork chops in Iowa.”

And, not having to run in a primary, he can probably get away with dissing Iowa. In a Midwestern Folksy™ kind of way.

8.31.2024

Now we're getting to the good stuff

Harris Bakery Visit Goes Viral Amid Comparisons to JD Vance's Donut Shop Trip

Both campaigns consider Georgia to be a key battleground state this election, with the Harris campaign hoping to recreate President Joe Biden's success there in 2020. By contrast, former President Donald Trump is hoping to reclaim the Peach State after his win there in 2016.

It all happens in Georgia, of course — a state so important they couldn't wait for the state fair. State fairs are the traditional place for politicians to show off eating stuff

The Georgia State Fair this year is from September 27 to October 6.

Apartment hunting in Boston

Steer on the loose for two months in Boston seeks new home


I don't know what cattle get paid these days but the average cost of a pad in Beantown is $3,999/mo.