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Martial artists break dangerous record involving cucumber, chainsaw, blindfold

Dec. 16 (UPI) -- Members of an Indian martial arts collective broke a bizarre Guinness World Record: Most slices of a cucumber held in a person's mouth with a chainsaw while blindfolded in one minute.

First we had kids writing and drinking sake while swimming in armor; then the World Excel Championship; and now seeing how close you can get to a guy's nose with a chainsaw. Wearing a blindfold.

It's not the guy with the nose that's wearing the blindfold (which might make some sense). It's the guy with the saw.

No word on what happens to what's left of the cuke.

And wait: There's more.

Dec. 16 (UPI) -- A municipality in the Philippines broke a Guinness World Record by gathering more than 2,000 people dressed as angels.