"Maybe I’m on to something or maybe my eyes a just getting weak. Is The Donald’s hair transitioning from being orange to being white?
"Maybe he just hasn’t had much time to soak his head in carrot juice lately. He has been pretty busy. Maybe he figures all presidents end up with white hair so he will do it in the huuugest hurry, leaving him in first place. Or maybe he is evolving from being Donald the Orange into being Donald the White. Then, like Gandalf, he would have even more magical powers and have access to the most powerful alternative facts, which would make him even more revered. Or maybe my eyes are just getting weak."