2.13.2008

Easy

Some guys can't sew a button on to a shirt but I can. It's easy. Once you find the button, that is. Finding the button is the hard part. But after that all you need to do is borrow a needle from some woman and poke yourself in the finger with it until the damn button sticks to the damn shirt. No sweat. Blood, but no sweat. It's easy.

The only problem is the button will come back off again next time you wash the shirt. There's probably some trick to keeping it on but I don't know what it is. So don't wash the shirt. Don't wash the shirt, you'll be OK. Until the next one comes off.

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