You thought there were no more great discoveries to be made?

Is that what you thought, Bunky? Well, au contraire. In a masterpiece of intense work avoidance, our Midwest Bureau turns up The Institute of Official Cheer, a repository of all that was good and true from the Age of the Jello Mold, including such educational esoterica as an anonymous original drawing of "Cap'n Kirk McAllister's famous algae cakes" and an erudite exposition on how celery makes women's underwear fall down (see Rule One). Don't waste a minute - waste an hour.

And while you're at it, be sure to visit the Institute's display of "big hideous computers, and the women who loved them."

(The Institute of Official Cheer will henceforth reside in an honored place on our Work Avoidance list.)