Was this what finally shamed that little Alberto into leaving town?

According to a waitress writing on LiveJournal (via Wonkette), this:

yes, you heard right. the attorney general—basically the head honcho of all lawyers—is a shitty-ass tipper

Just for the record, though, little Alberto's security guards "were exceedingly pleasant, funny guys, not stiff stuck-up jerkfaces or anything." So that's good.