Is this what the DOOFUS was talking about the other night, that cloning thing?

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split, the couple announced in a joint statement Friday night.

I didn't know they were un-split to begin with, especially Armstrong - there was never only one Lance Armstrong, was there? The Crow one I don't know much about.

Yeah we really do need a gossip columnist, we'd be more up to date on stuff like this. We might even understand Yahoo's front page. That'd be something. W00t.