1.06.2014

In the morning mail

Dear Boss,

Noticed something strange about the enclosed weather map. The lower 48 are cut off on a line just East of the Cascade Mountains. Seattle is out of the picture because we screw up the story. Even though WA state borders Canada, the high temperature in Seattle today was 46. All next week highs will be about the same. In order to offer relief to the rest of the nation I'd like to suggest the firm establish a seasonal desk, the Hawaii Tourist Information Desk. I have a promising applicant for the job. Watch for her email. Her name is Iwannawanna Hulanownow.

S. G. I. Seattle


[Wecan'twaitwait -Ed.]

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