How many bottles to a bath?

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — As 300,000 people awoke on Friday to learn that their tap water was unsafe for brushing teeth, brewing coffee or showering…

[Story from the New York Times.]

But don't worry, says the Gov, there's plenty of bottled water on the way. Also National Guard, etc. Meanwhile, the cause of all this uproar is an industrial chemical leak. The chemical is 4-methylcyclohexane methanol, and nobody knows how dangerous it is. Or even if it's dangerous at all.

No word on any shortage of beer.