…and says, "Doc, I'd like to live for a long, long time. I'd live forever if I could. What can you tell me that will help me live forever—or at least as long as possible?"
The doc says, "That's easy. Eat low-fat cheese."
"Really?" the guy says. "If I eat low-fat cheese will I live forever?"
"No," the doc says, "but it will seem that way.
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