Or possibly a new super hero we just haven't got around to making a movie about yet

Throwing Paint at Things, the Crime: Dumber Than Mailing Ricin, or Merely Equally Stupid? | Vanity Fair

For the past week or so, the occasionally tolerable mid-Atlantic swamp-hamlet of Washington, D.C., has been under constant attack by a paint-tossing vandal—or, rather, as authorities discovered yesterday night, a vandalesse.…