Heh heh let's see if we can get them to smear this on their faces

For $180, you too can have a bird-poop facial - Salon.com

About 100 women and men go into the Shizuka New York skin care salon, just off Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue, each month to get the treatment, which is promoted as a way to keep the face soft and smooth using an enzyme in the poop to gently exfoliate the skin.