O'Donnell's Oxford Education Claim On Second Website Was Authored By Her, Says Site Spokesman
Delaware Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell has responded to accusations [blah blah]
I say she is clearly the most entertaining candidate running this year (cute too!) and anyway, what have we got to lose here? Delaware? Come on! Not like it's a big, important state like Arizona. Who'd miss it? (I was actually there once and all it did is rain.)
On the other hand - hey, Westerners - how about a trade? We detach Delaware and just let it drift out to sea (it's not hooked on very well anyway) and you give Arizona back to Mexico. Think about it. There are a whole lot of companies incorporated in Delaware (some defect in their legal system) - suddenly they'd all be off-shore! And all those Mexicans and terr'ists could sneak into Arizona without ever leaving home! Win-win! Lots of laughs!
No, wait. We'd probably get even more laughs by keeping Delaware and giving O'Donnell six years in the Senate. And what does a tiny state like Delaware need with two real Senators anyway?
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