5.21.2009

No, absolutely not, no way


We certainly couldn't ask for a more wholesome Idol.

[From Kris Allen voted winner of 'American Idol' :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Paige Wiser]

Dude. Take a deep breath there.


Hey, I don't want to knock idols or anything like that, especially our new, official, national idol (I mean, other than Trickshot Dick of course), but I'm just wondering, not having seen this particular idol myself, personally, is it true the guy is Pat Boone's love child?



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