But think of all that good fried rice

IBM is now offering new job opportunities for workers being displaced. The only catch is they have to move to China, Slovakia, India or wherever their old job was sent. What a deal – you can keep your offshored job, but you have to offshore yourself! Oh – and you also have to work for the low, low, low local wage rate.

[From Jim Hightower | TAKING TAX DOLLARS WHILE SAYING ADIOS TO AMERICA]