The threat is everywhere

From the Arcata Eye Police Log:

1:27 p.m. A kayaker was reported about 50 yards out from the dock at the South I Street Boat Basin, firing a rifle into the Marsh and Wildlife Sanctuary. The incident was reported to the department of Fish & Game, but the idea that those wholesome kayakers might be capable of such wrongness is something we’ll all have to work through.

[From Arcata Eye :: The mildly objectionable weekly newspaper for Arcata, California (pagesetter)]