7.28.2008

Back off, dude


CHICAGO - A milder type of mental decline that often precedes Alzheimer's disease is alarmingly more common than has been believed, and in men more than women, doctors reported Monday.



Nearly a million older Americans slide from normal memory into mild impairment each year, researchers estimate, based on a Mayo Clinic study of Minnesota residents. ...



Dr. Ralph Nixon, a New York University psychiatrist and scientific adviser to the Alzheimer's Association, was blunt.



"We're facing a crisis," he said.

[From Study: 'Pre-dementia' is rising, especially in men -- chicagotribune.com]

"Pre-dementia," says this AP piece. Pre freaking dementia. Like I don't have enough problems already. I mean ...


... oh wait. I forgot.


Oh well. It only happens in Minnesota anyway.


And - hey! here's good news! - there's a new drug for it. This pre-dementia thing. From Canada. (Isn't that where they have the mad cows?) Maybe it comes from playing too much hockey. The pre-dementia, I mean.


Or maybe - here's a thought - there's just a wee little sales twist to this news. Ya think?



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