1.24.2008

Feeling a little bitchy there, you say?

When it comes to producing beauty queens, Vermont isn’t exactly a winner. In the 86-year history of the Miss America competition, no Green Mountain girl has cracked the Top 15. Home viewers got a mere glimpse of Miss Vermont before she was whisked off stage in favor of the semifinalists, most of whom hail from traditional “pageant states” where young women really know how to wield a can of hairspray.

(Margot Harrison in Seven Days, "Vermont's Independent Voice")

Hey, go for it.

1 comment:

SPIIDERWEB™ said...

Hair spray?

From what I've read, its more about spray on glue, double stick tape and Vaseline for the teeth.

Yuck!

We won't get into the cosmetic surgery.