Why is this so funny?

Ukraine navy arrests Belarus rowing team for paddling across border

I don't know. I think it's even funnier than Switzerland invading Lichtenstein.

You've gotta take funny where you can get it these days. I was just reading about the newest gathering storm in Washington, where the DOOFUS says he'll let Rove out of the bunker to talk to Congress as long as it's OK for Rove to lie whenever he wants to, and lots of yipping about who should get to know what - with We the freaking People not even on the list. That's gonna have to change.

Meanwhile, it's get the Empire organized time, a little Spring cleaning in the datastream, and looking for a better way to handle photos. So much power, so little time. Or, well, plenty of time - so little patience, more like it.