Just a little advice for the lovelorn here...

...YA YAME public service...although this is really from Wonkette (where it rightfully belongs)...we're just passing it along here in recognition of its critical, time-sensitive nature:

Paul Wolfowitz is "back on the dating scene," reports Wonkette, and...

For everyone who ever wanted to date a war criminal, this is probably your best chance now that Milosevic is dead.

The line forms over there. Way over there.