Please, please, PLEASE, give it up with the lipstick, will ya?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. John McCain, casting himself as the embodiment of the Republican Party's future in the vein of Ronald Reagan, said Thursday the GOP has lost its way and must return to "common-sense conservatism."

First it's "compassionate," now it's "common-sense." Guys. It's still a pig. One smooch is enough.