11.18.2006

Not any nurses I've ever met, exactly.

(AFP) - As a courtesy, the restaurant offers its "best customers" a wheelchair service to their cars by waitresses dressed in slinky nurses' outfits.

The idea, however, has not gone down well with the Arizona State Board of Nursing which has expressed concern that some patrons may confuse the waitresses with real nurses.

Not that I have anything against nurses, mind you. I mean, well, you know, like...

OK, sorry I mentioned that.

Anyway, the restaurant in the story is the "Heart Attack Grill," somewhere in Arizona, which offers a "quadruple bypass burger"...
stacked with four beef patties, cheese, onions, tomatoes and fried bacon...

Customers who have room for more can also order French fries "fried in pure lard" and can purchase cigarettes off the menu.
In case you want to get yourself a wheelchair ride from a nurse.

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