Big bird rips off trousers
Oh, wait. Turns out it was the emu who ripped the pants off a policeman when the cop tried to...what?...arrest it? Riiiiiiight.
Turns out, too, the same cop got attacked by a three-foot parrot the next day.
This couldn't have been the same guy who shot the 10-foot turkey, by any chance. Could it?
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