Pam Bright, a spokeswoman for the state's Homeland Security Department, said federal administrators asked Indiana to make a list of "critical infrastructure and resources," not a list of potential terrorist sites.
America's No. 1 terror target: Indiana? | IndyStar.com
Thanks, Pam! Nobody can say Amish Country Popcorn is not an infrastructure. Or resource. One of those.
Actually, though, I think Pam is just covering up for a clever Homeland Security plot to get all the terrorists to go to Indiana. I mean, who'd care? As long as they don't screw up the 500.
I've been to Berne, which is where the critical popcorn factory is - my Grandparents used to live there (not at the popcorn plant, in Berne) - and I'm asking here, who'd miss it? I mean, hardly anybody knows it's there to begin with. Not that I have anything against Berne, you understand (did I mention my Grandparents used to live in Berne?), it's just that there's practically no there there. Not even a popcorn plant. It's on a gravel road outside of town.
Crafty, DHS. Ain't no flies on you.
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I dunno. Looks cute. There are 4,150 other people who think so too (not including your grandparents).
http://www.bernein.com/default.htm
(Were these your mom's folks?)
(Yeah. They moved from Berne to Van Wert, which is actually not very far away. Sorta just across the border.)
Why are we whispering?
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