The gang that couldn't drive straight either.

Seems that in their predawn haste, a number of out-of-town FBI agents sped into the parking lot, either ignoring or unaware of the “Exit Only'' sign -- and promptly rolled over spring-loaded spikes meant to deter wrong-way drivers.

(It's the second half of the article, after the part where a guy calls Schwarzenegger ”Mr. Sunshine.“)

Seems the FeeBees lost a couple of dozen tires, proving they're not only careless drivers but slow learners too. Not that I'm commenting, you understand.

”We are not going to comment on any damage to our vehicles,'' said Sacramento FBI agent Karen Ernst. “I think it's ridiculous to focus on any problems.”