Vermin Supreme running for president, still wants to give everyone a pony
"In a field that includes 30 Republicans and 28 Democrats, the Maryland Democrat stands out for his unique headgear, lush, wizard-like beard, and consistently pro-pony platform. Asked about how he’d defeat terrorists, he answered 'Hooves on the ground and boots on our heads!' Political Monitor reports that Mr. Supreme paid his $1,000 registration fee in $50 bills marked 'not to be used for bribing politicians.'"
Why am I just now hearing about this guy?
Turns out he placed fourth place in the New Hampshire Democratic primary yesterday with 256 votes.
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