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With new smartwatch, Apple buys itself some time - CNET

“[The new Apple Watch is] expensive, with a starting price of $349…Also, Apple's early 2015 launch misses the key holiday selling season when the Apple Watch could be a handy stocking stuffer.”

So then, to sum up, it’s either an expensive stocking stuffer or a cheap expensive. Or maybe we’re just missing our nap.