11.24.2013

No way you are going to get me back in school

Dancing chicken sperm take the prize in 'Dance Your Ph.D.' contest - NBC News.com

Guys in Speedos portraying chicken sperm: That's a winning combination for the "Dance Your Ph.D." contest, which celebrates efforts to turn doctoral thesis topics into interpretive dance.

Seriously. I got kept after school in kindergarten, in Lincoln, Nebraska, for refusing to dance with a scarf. I'm not kidding. It's true. Dancing with a scarf is dumb. I knew it when I was five years old and I still know it nearly three freaking quarters of a century later. Also dancing with a chicken sperm. Just forget about it. 

I'm out and I'm staying out.

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