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Christian Domestic Discipline Promotes Spanking Wives To Maintain Biblical Marriage

"When a follower of the Christian Domestic Discipline movement decides what to hit his God-fearing wife with, research is important. A hairbrush, for example, is "excellent for achieving the desired sting" but can break easily. Alternatively, a ping pong paddle is quiet and sturdy but may not sting as much as is required to get the message across.  

"These bits of information are among the tips and tricks detailed in the Beginning Domestic Discipline's "Beginner's Packet"..."

Tips and tricks, I bet.