Like, for example, National Food Day. Who knew food had a day, right? And it's coming up soon — just a week before Halloween, which is National Pig-Out day. Or maybe that's National Super Bowl Day. National Pig-Out Day, I mean. Next thing you know there'll be a day for water. Oh, wait. And air. And everything.
I wouldn't know all this stuff if they hadn't started putting advertising on bananas. Whose idea was that? On bananas? Is nothing sacred?
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