And oldie but a goodie: Gadaffi was "hiding in a hole"

Gaddafi killed as Libya's revolt claims hometown | Reuters

An anti-Gaddafi fighter said Gaddafi had been found hiding in a hole in the ground and had said "Don't shoot, don't shoot" to the men who grabbed him.

Fortunately for all concerned we are not a conspiracy theorist so we do not believe for an instant the timing of Gadaffi's announced capture had anything whatever to do with the visit to Libya of the U.S. Secretary of State only a day or two earlier.That would be a simple coincidence, we are quite sure.