I'm pretty sure I'm suffering from an overdose of oxygen. I think it was caused by all the time I spent yesterday walking around waiting for busses. Last night when I went to bed I went right to sleep (well, that's pretty normal) and slept right through until morning (and when was the last time that happened, you ask).
Really. Listen up here. Oxygen is bad. Oxygen causes rust. And oxygen causes fire - did you know that?
Stay home. Stay indoors. Don't breathe any more than you have to. Do you want to go up in flames?
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