OK, true, the assailant was wearing underpants on his head. And, yes, the weapon was only a kitchen knife. And yes, he did move at the speed of Willard Scott on stilts, but what did you expect? We did say the guy got caught by golfers.
[From Rick Reilly: A man walks into a pro shop with underwear on his head - ESPN The Magazine]
Noted by our Underpaid and Underappreciated Midwest Bureau Cub Reporter Paul Knue.
(Hey, is that a promotion? Looks like a new title to me.)
No comments:
Post a Comment