Skim milk beets broccoli meat

Of course just about anything would beet broccoli meat. The only thing I've ever agreed with a Bush on - any Bush, ever - is broccoli. Well, that and the old man's idea about not invading Baghdad. Too bad Dim Son didn't pay attention there.

Still, you've gotta admit, that's a pretty easy-to-remember grocery list: Skim milk beets broccoli meat.

The skim milk is for the tea. You didn't think I'd drink it, did you? What, skim milk and Spam sandwiches? You didn't.

In the end I bought spinach instead. I couldn't bring myself. Bush flip-flopped on the broccoli, but I have principles.