Temporarily, I need a woman

No no, not even for that long. Just long enough to tell me what color shirt I'm wearing. First time I looked at it I thought it was chocolate brown. But then I saw it in the sunlight and it looked blue. Now it looks black. Going with two out of three I'm thinking it might be Navy blue, but as it's a scientifically proven fact only women can actually see Navy blue I'm only guessing here. Maybe I should go to the grocery store or something and just ask around.

PS. She could also sew on a couple of buttons if she has time, but that's optional.