LOL, wait until those clueless suckers read this

If you've been paying attention during the last few days you've probably already heard President Commander Guy has issued a directive apparently appointing himself sole ruler of the known universe in the event of a “catastrophic emergency” only he, down there in his bunker, will have the ability to divine. Needless, I hope, to say, this whole thing raises a question or two. For example, does he think a Katrina-scale storm would be not too catastrophic to worry much about (an interpretation favored by history) or does this mean all it would take, now, is one good hurricane to turn the entire country into the DOOFUS's personal realm?

And, how long would it take the Idiot-in-Chief to rescind this order if, say, Al Sharpton were elected President in '08, not that I imagine for a minute Sharpton would be elected or that the First Moron would consider stepping down if he were. I'm just asking here, is all.

I haven't myself yet managed to struggle through the entire text but there it is in all its glory, sort of, on the White House web site (see the link below), which is somewhat amusing right there, since at the very bottom of this stinker resides a paragraph beginning:

This directive and the information contained herein shall
be protected from unauthorized disclosure, provided that, except for Annex
A, the Annexes attached to this directive are classified...

So publishing it to the entire freakin' World Wide Web is what they consider “authorized disclosure,” I guess, and one of the Annexes duly attached and neatly tucked under the blanket of “security” doubtless begins, “LOL, wait until those clueless suckers read this.”

Link: National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive