Miracles do happen.

RAW reports the illustrative (and alliterative - thank you, WIIIAI) Peter Pace (that would be General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) has clarified his recent comments about gays.

In the statement, Pace said that what he was trying to explain was that he was supportive of the US Military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy...

If that's how he explains things it can only be a freakin' miracle we haven't invaded Switzerland.

QED