2.24.2007

Big Oil is wimping out, and that's a conservative fact.

Despite criticism from socialist liberals who wish to abolish the use of gasoline, Big Oil has an exceptional environmental track record, often repairing mistakes quickly before they can become disasters. Big Oil has also proven valuable in funding independant [sic] scientists who are able to dispute the propaganda behind Global warming without worrying about losing their government or academic funding due to liberal reprisals. Though, it appears now even Big Oil is aknowledging [sic] the reality of man's effect on climate.

From Conservapedia - or, to be somewhat more precise, possibly from Conservapedia. Some Conservapedia articles seem to be changing at a furiously fast pace, not that we can possibly imagine why. One thing seems to be for sure though:
Democrats often attempt to position themselves against Big Oil despite accepting over $48,000,000 in donations from oil companies. Republicans embrace Big Oil because they know that the companies define the very essence of capitalism -- success at business.

So just keep that in mind.

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